Michael Kroft Quotes & Sayings

Literary Irony: A novelist of the paranormal using a ghostwriter. — Michael Kroft

Dwight would later learn that being Lyon's friend would cost him opportunities to make more of them, but he was content with that. He had learned the school year before that having a close friend was like having fifty not so close ones. ** — Michael Kroft

A jerk, a creep or an asshole in a wheelchair, is still a jerk, a creep or an Asshole. — Michael Kroft

I've read way too much on the overused/misunderstood buzzwords "Show, don't tell!" that I'm convinced all novels should now be picture books — Michael Kroft

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Just because you're aware that you're a nincompoop, doesn't make you any less of one. — Michael Kroft

To give my next novel balance, I'm going to begin it with "The start" followed by a dozen carriage returns. It offsets the words, "The end. — Michael Kroft

Since writing, I've learnt to truly appreciate COLD coffee. If the second or third sip is cold, I lost track of time and was in my groove. — Michael Kroft

I think finding that happy medium is pretty much impossible. I have never seen or heard of a cheerful ghost talker. — Michael Kroft

The only big drawback to writing is its negative impact on reading. — Michael Kroft

At middle age, I decide to give up on my dream of being an astronaut and follow my second, to be a writer. Also, I heard there was no smoking in the space station. — Michael Kroft

Novelist: A person who has more than a dozen novels in the works and thinks it would be novel to finish one. — Michael Kroft

You write once and you can call yourself a writer, but it takes three novels before you can call yourself a novelist. The first two could have just been lucky. One day, I will finish my third, and one day, I will be a novelist. — Michael Kroft

If a novel doesn't have well-developed three-dimensional principal characters, wouldn't it be a graphic novel without the graphics? — Michael Kroft

You said a formal dinner was where we dress up!" explained the little boy behind the monkey mask. — Michael Kroft

A jerk stuck in a wheelchair, is still a jerk. — Michael Kroft

I don't so much believe in Political correctness as I do in Public Correctness. People tend speak quite "different" in the secure comfort of their home. — Michael Kroft

Dear, she's not tolerant at all of our being Jewish," said Mrs. Rosen. "She has no problem with it that requires any. — Michael Kroft

If I was to write a novel about the paranormal, I think I would want to use a ghostwriter for greater impact. — Michael Kroft