Merv Griffin Quotes & Sayings

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me. — Merv Griffin

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident. — Merv Griffin

I've outlived all my diet doctors. — Merv Griffin

If you make the customer a promise ... make sure you deliver it. — Merv Griffin

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen! — Merv Griffin

I will not be back after these messages — Merv Griffin

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything. — Merv Griffin

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work. — Merv Griffin

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends. — Merv Griffin

That my business success is equal to my personal life. — Merv Griffin

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. — Merv Griffin

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual. I will do anything with anybody for a quarter. — Merv Griffin