Melissa McCarthy Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Melissa McCarthy
I just figure if it has my name on it, and I want to make people feel good about wearing it, I can't pass it off. — Melissa McCarthy
I loved the playfulness of fashion. I think maybe that's why I became an actress. You put on one outfit and feel one way, and another one will make you feel another way. Clothes are a wonderful tool. — Melissa McCarthy
Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners ... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating. — Melissa McCarthy
There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage. — Melissa McCarthy
Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get tickets?' And everybody is like, 'No, why didn't you do this earlier?' — Melissa McCarthy
I'm a huge 'Ghostbusters' fan. I've seen it, like, 10,000 times, so I couldn't be more looking forward to a reboot. — Melissa McCarthy
I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck. — Melissa McCarthy
I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized characters, you cannot keep it living. Otherwise, it just becomes long and rambling, indulgent. So I think you need both, frankly. — Melissa McCarthy
My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body. — Melissa McCarthy
I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a drag queen at the time with big wigs and crazy 12-inch platform heels. — Melissa McCarthy
I've watched women being hideously unattractive, personality-wise and physically, all the time. But these women never end up on screen. — Melissa McCarthy
My parents are kind and accepting. Because so many of my friends were gay, it was just an accepted thing in my house. I was very lucky. — Melissa McCarthy
To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys. — Melissa McCarthy
I think when you can actually do what you love to do, if it's a little play somewhere, if it's a photo, if it's anything- if you can somehow do what you want and do a really good job at it, I think that's pretty successful. — Melissa McCarthy
I'm very boring. But I'm a bit obsessed with women that are so incredibly solid in their shoes that they don't care what other people think of them. I just think there's something so interesting about that kind of confidence. — Melissa McCarthy
I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup. — Melissa McCarthy
Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it. — Melissa McCarthy
I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.' — Melissa McCarthy
I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game. — Melissa McCarthy
As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh. — Melissa McCarthy
I think there's so many points of view that you want to make sure your stories are being told from men and women ... you get all of the different backgrounds. You don't want every story being told from the same point of view. So just for better storytelling, I'm like, 'Yes, please, bring some more ladies on.' — Melissa McCarthy
When I read a character that I really, really love, I know immediately what they look like. It's like I want to 100 percent become that person. — Melissa McCarthy
I want pockets in my dresses. I put pockets in everything! I want pockets inside my pockets. — Melissa McCarthy
I've grown to love L.A., but it's the most socially awkward place. All these people have come there not to be something but to pretend to be someone trying to be someone. — Melissa McCarthy
I love to watch someone who just goes for it and isn't worried about whether it's silly or awkward or unflattering. — Melissa McCarthy
I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls. — Melissa McCarthy
I love a woman who's solid in her shoes. — Melissa McCarthy
I don't sleep, but I've got two little kids that don't sleep, either. — Melissa McCarthy
I think everything that any actor does, I would assume, is shaped by how and where they grew up. — Melissa McCarthy
Part of being young is you think gaining 6 lbs. is the end of the world. — Melissa McCarthy
I feel intensely guilty for working ... You have to be able to provide for your kids. But I feel like it's a weird modern phenomenon that you always feel guilty for it. — Melissa McCarthy
I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy. — Melissa McCarthy
We're a weird bunch at 'Mike & Molly.' We go to work, and we're crazy about each other, and we love where we go to work. — Melissa McCarthy
Once you start writing a character visually, you're in trouble. — Melissa McCarthy
The average size of a woman is 14. — Melissa McCarthy
The letters I really love are from young actresses who were worried they had to fit a certain look. They say I've opened it up. And I don't just mean plus-size girls. You can push things now. With all the great performances in 'Bridesmaids', it changed how people see funny women. — Melissa McCarthy
There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour. — Melissa McCarthy
I see teenagers or people who are 21 and think, 'I was an idiot at that age.' I was running around New York like a crazy woman. Thank God I only had three and a half cents to my name. I was too immature to handle success then. — Melissa McCarthy
I was never sullen. I was a terrible punk - I was still so chatty. — Melissa McCarthy
In a lot of comedies, they kind of take all the problems away from the women. They give her great clothes, great hair; she almost always owns an artisanal shop, like a cheese shop in Manhattan. — Melissa McCarthy
I did nothing but dramas for seven years in New York. I didn't really start anything comedic until I moved out to L.A. and found The Groundlings. — Melissa McCarthy
Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. — Melissa McCarthy
I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me. — Melissa McCarthy
More eccentric characters can push pretty far, but if you stay on the side of reality, it's always funnier. — Melissa McCarthy
Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought. — Melissa McCarthy
I could eat healthier; I could drink less. — Melissa McCarthy
Ben and I have absolutely nothing to do with the Hollywood that's all actors and the Sunset Strip. We crave talking to people who do different things and are passionate about it. — Melissa McCarthy
Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics. — Melissa McCarthy
I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids, who are mooning me and singing me songs. — Melissa McCarthy
I think there are people who really love the comfort of their small town, and there are people who feel stuck by it. — Melissa McCarthy
I have an overactive sense of justice. I want women to realize you don't have to work for the company. You can run the company. I want the scope for them to be endless. — Melissa McCarthy
I'm obsessed with 'Call The Midwife.' — Melissa McCarthy
Some days, I want to be prim and proper, and others, I want to be in a band. — Melissa McCarthy
If somebody's doing something, and you're laughing, and at the same time you're so embarrassed for them, it's my absolute kind of favorite type of laugh. — Melissa McCarthy
I have experience dressing me as a 6, a 12, and more. And when you go above a size 12, you don't lose your love of fashion. — Melissa McCarthy
I think if anyone tells you the odds are slim, just keep walking. Just do whatever the hell you want to do, because they don't know what they're talking about. When you love something, and you work really really hard at it, you can do it. — Melissa McCarthy
When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work at this weight.' I think I was a size 6 at the time. There is just this weird thing about how we perceive women in this country. I would love to be a part of breaking that down. — Melissa McCarthy
One of the best parts of a woman's body is that curve, and I go a little bit higher on all of my things to show off the best part of the hourglass. — Melissa McCarthy
You can't just play crazy. It makes you push yourself to stay in the realm of reality. And when you do that, it's a lot funnier. That's my favorite, when you think it's a real strange person and not just someone being wacky. — Melissa McCarthy
I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am. — Melissa McCarthy
When I went to college, I did clothing and textiles. It really wasn't until I moved to New York, my second night in, I did stand-up. I took a wild left turn, and instead of going back and finishing school at FIT, I started doing stand-up and acting. — Melissa McCarthy
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. — Melissa McCarthy
Strangers shouldn't be allowed to take a picture of your child and sell it for profit. — Melissa McCarthy
I have blocks of wood all over my house; I spend all of my day knocking! — Melissa McCarthy
At some point in the past, it was decided that women in comedy are never supposed to be shown in an unflattering light. But in comedy, you need all of your tools to be funny. — Melissa McCarthy
I have caught my reflection and thought, 'Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.' I've had mornings where I'm like, 'Oh God, I have weird hair.' — Melissa McCarthy
I lived on a farm in Illinois, and we didn't have a lot of money. But I lived vicariously through magazines. I was obsessed with Jean Paul Gaultier. I still have the scrapbooks, and I've kept all my designs and sketches. — Melissa McCarthy
Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.' — Melissa McCarthy
We have some of the most rock-solid, lovely friends in the world. — Melissa McCarthy
When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's, like, my favorite thing on earth. — Melissa McCarthy
I want to make each piece of clothing work 15 different ways. — Melissa McCarthy
People don't stop at a size 12. I feel like there's a big thing missing where you can't dress to your mood above a certain number. — Melissa McCarthy
In my 20s, I used to cry about why I wasn't thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like, 'I wish my hair would grow faster. I wish I had different shoes ... ' I was an idiot ... It's a decade of tears. — Melissa McCarthy
You just have to say, 'It's pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I'm OK with it. I've got other things to think about.' — Melissa McCarthy
I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.' But sure, criticism can sometimes still get to me. Some things are so malicious, they knock the wind out of you. — Melissa McCarthy
I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess. — Melissa McCarthy
In terms of the characters I think are really fun to play, a lot of times it's someone in my head saying 'I know that woman.' — Melissa McCarthy
Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better. — Melissa McCarthy
I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he'll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up. — Melissa McCarthy
When I go shopping, most of the time I'm disappointed. — Melissa McCarthy
I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy. — Melissa McCarthy
I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. — Melissa McCarthy
I did not actually run down a deer for 'Tammy,' I promise. — Melissa McCarthy
I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life. — Melissa McCarthy
I think the reason I'm an actress is because I love playing kind of a more extreme people. — Melissa McCarthy
I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution. — Melissa McCarthy
I went to school for clothing and textiles and thought this is what I was going to do. Then I started working in costumes and literally said, 'I don't know if I can take the actors.' — Melissa McCarthy
In terms of threshold, as long as it's based in reality, you can go pretty far, as long as you buy that it's really happening. — Melissa McCarthy
I've always had mostly gay male friends. — Melissa McCarthy
I'm not a great pregnant woman. — Melissa McCarthy
I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy. — Melissa McCarthy