Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Melanie Marchande.
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande
I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off? — Melanie Marchande
I'm an office manager for Office Max. I have two daughters. I'm married. I have a normal job." Author: Suzanne Crough