Enjoy the top 3 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Matt Rudd.
At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned out to be almost as painful. — Matt Rudd
Be as good as our first honeymoon?' Friday 7 October A — Matt Rudd
on. I'm getting cold.' Clutching the pluckers, I call her. 'Right, — Matt Rudd