Mary Monroe Quotes & Sayings

ignorance is like a cow that a lot of people can't stop milkin! — Mary Monroe

stupidity was an equal opportunity condition. — Mary Monroe

By the time I get through slicin' him up, he'll have two assholes! — Mary Monroe

One man got so mean and nasty whenever he couldn't play with Maureen's titties that he soiled himself on purpose so she would have to clean his butt and the rest of his private parts. Each time she had to do that, he displayed an erection that would put a horny frat boy to shame. — Mary Monroe

That wench gets around like a chain letter. — Mary Monroe

Life is one game where people don't play fair. — Mary Monroe