Mark Corrigan Quotes & Sayings

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs! — Mark Corrigan

Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality. — Mark Corrigan

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast. — Mark Corrigan

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world. — Mark Corrigan

Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them. — Mark Corrigan

I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry. — Mark Corrigan

I suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness. — Mark Corrigan

So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of. — Mark Corrigan

Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet. — Mark Corrigan