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Religion reminds me of a lace condom. While lovingly crafted, it's not designed for pleasure; unless inflated with fervour, it collapses; one size does not fit all; and no matter how many times you dunk it in holy water, it will not prevent misconceptions or contagion. — Lowestoft Thellow
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The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her." Author: Jack Morris