K.D. Sarge Quotes & Sayings

Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button. — K.D. Sarge

Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope. — K.D. Sarge

[Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.] — K.D. Sarge

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward. — K.D. Sarge

He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer. — K.D. Sarge

[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.] — K.D. Sarge