Julian Clary Quotes & Sayings

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity. — Julian Clary

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me. — Julian Clary

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are. — Julian Clary

If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus. — Julian Clary

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things. — Julian Clary

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really. — Julian Clary

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma. — Julian Clary

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness. — Julian Clary

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one. — Julian Clary

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house. — Julian Clary

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books. — Julian Clary

The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door. — Julian Clary

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh. — Julian Clary

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell. — Julian Clary

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. — Julian Clary

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence. — Julian Clary

My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled. — Julian Clary

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left. — Julian Clary

I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food. — Julian Clary

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes. — Julian Clary

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation. — Julian Clary

The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer. — Julian Clary

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities. — Julian Clary

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did. — Julian Clary

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see. — Julian Clary

I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly. — Julian Clary

It's a wise thing to hold back. — Julian Clary