Judy Sheindlin Quotes & Sayings

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true. — Judy Sheindlin

They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason. — Judy Sheindlin

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now. — Judy Sheindlin

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin

You only have one chance for a first impression. — Judy Sheindlin

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress — Judy Sheindlin

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation — Judy Sheindlin

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot. — Judy Sheindlin

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory — Judy Sheindlin

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ... — Judy Sheindlin

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath. — Judy Sheindlin

Beauty fades, dumb is forever. — Judy Sheindlin

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else. — Judy Sheindlin

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! — Judy Sheindlin

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." — Judy Sheindlin

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short. — Judy Sheindlin

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. — Judy Sheindlin

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin

It's your life; live it well. — Judy Sheindlin