Jonathan Heatt Quotes & Sayings

Getting wasted is never a waste of time. — Jonathan Heatt

Be the person you are, not the one others try to create. — Jonathan Heatt

Living life without humor is like eating food without taste buds. — Jonathan Heatt

The mainstream media in America has become an insidious device of ignorance.
They not only shape the story, but now participate. For what? — Jonathan Heatt

Racial superiority isn't real. It is delusional fiction created by ignorant people. — Jonathan Heatt

Even creating shit is hard to do. First, you need money to buy food. Then you have to chew it, eat it, and swallow. A complex process called digestion follows. Finally, you have to strain and excrete your foul smelling wonder into the world. Try doing that with a paint brush! — Jonathan Heatt

The worse life treats you, the more noble a cause it is to remain a kind person. — Jonathan Heatt

Do I love Black people?
Yes. As much as I love my own race.
Do Black lives matter?
Of course.
Will I oppress my spirit with White Guilt and faulty notions of White Privilege?
Hell no.
Gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else. — Jonathan Heatt

The best thing about Art is that the people who create it live forever. — Jonathan Heatt

Grammar perfect books are for Ivy Leaguers in Ivory Towers. My book is a sandcastle built on the beach of usefullness. — Jonathan Heatt

The only time I'll quit is when my pulse does. — Jonathan Heatt

Some people take pretty pictures of nothing.
I'd rather record grime that means something. — Jonathan Heatt

Everyone is a bender away from oblivion. — Jonathan Heatt

America: Land of the free and home of the gun.
We are not brave, we are cowards, or we would have done something, anything after Newtown. Instead we did Nothing. — Jonathan Heatt

I created a new marketing slogan for Teaching Snapping Turtles:

"Read this. You're not gonna like it. — Jonathan Heatt

There is no more contemptible sound than a gunshot. — Jonathan Heatt

The thing I've learned writing my book is that everyone has the potential to be a poet, and all of our lives are epic. — Jonathan Heatt

I'll never suppress my identity -- that's like filing away your fingerprints so the money can slide into your pockets easier. — Jonathan Heatt

I
Keep writing.
Not because I want to.
It's a respiratory illness. — Jonathan Heatt

Listening to Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker while reading your own book, sipping a beer after midnight, is a satisfying feeling...however fleeting. — Jonathan Heatt

I had too much fun was no one's last regret ever. — Jonathan Heatt

Life's too short to cavort with fork-tongued carnivores. — Jonathan Heatt

The proper bookmark for a Hunter Thompson book is a pair of brass knuckles. — Jonathan Heatt

Anyone 100% optimistic is on medicine.
Anyone 100% pessimistic should be. — Jonathan Heatt

I'd rather try everything than try nothing. — Jonathan Heatt

The score is in your subconscious. Sit down long enough at a keyboard and it will come out. — Jonathan Heatt

Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse. — Jonathan Heatt

i Create. I don't "Need".
Meaning: I don't need advice or criticism.
Unless you're offering money, weed, or whiskey save it. Thanks. — Jonathan Heatt

The harder you work, the more you produce, the more you create, the more you will be rejected. By people who never created shit. — Jonathan Heatt

When you write a book there are no more pretenses or facades to hide behind. It is very liberating to proclaim "this is who I am. — Jonathan Heatt

Regardless if a person likes my book I've earned the title: An American Writer. — Jonathan Heatt

Guns give Evil a means to expression. — Jonathan Heatt

Life can be tough and harsh at times. That's what makes it great. Every day is a celebration of survival. — Jonathan Heatt

There are only two choices in life: Fight. or crawl in a corner to die. The second choice, while tempting at times, is never acceptable. — Jonathan Heatt