John Rachel Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By John Rachel
We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations. — John Rachel
You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. — John Rachel
Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village ...
Alright! The country fair must be right up ahead. I smell barbecue! — John Rachel
Where I grew up, women's liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could stretch her legs. — John Rachel
As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans so good at loudly proclaiming our intelligence and applauding our own doltish displays of cerebral gymnastics cannot begin to understand the true structure and functioning of the Universe. — John Rachel