Enjoy the top 3 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by John Pinette.
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette
My cholesterol count has a comma. — John Pinette
I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law — John Pinette
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time." Author: Rory Bremner