John Dobbin Quotes & Sayings

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question. — John Dobbin

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. — John Dobbin

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. — John Dobbin

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises. — John Dobbin

I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car. — John Dobbin

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. — John Dobbin