Jim Ross Quotes & Sayings

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday. — Jim Ross

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God! — Jim Ross

Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch — Jim Ross

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean — Jim Ross

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name! — Jim Ross

You can take this job and shove it because I quit. — Jim Ross

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten. — Jim Ross

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work. — Jim Ross

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up. — Jim Ross

Life for all its gains
pierces in ways that leave scars,
where I've bled, I've lived — Jim Ross

It is a human demolition derby! — Jim Ross

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos! — Jim Ross

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers. — Jim Ross

Business is about to pick up here! — Jim Ross

Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!! — Jim Ross

It's gonna be a slobberknocker! — Jim Ross

Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story. — Jim Ross

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup. — Jim Ross

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy. — Jim Ross

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! — Jim Ross

As God is my witness, he is broken in half! — Jim Ross

Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE. — Jim Ross

To hell with Trish's nose! — Jim Ross

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work! — Jim Ross

I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw. — Jim Ross

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex. — Jim Ross