Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jake Wizner.
Famous Quotes By Jake Wizner
I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner
There once was a man who was sore 'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door. Celibacy is just not for me Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner
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Sentimentality, Mrs Revel. You know it is. Love isn't a drug that you take to blind you to your surroundings - you can make it that, yes, but it's a pity - love can be a lot more than that." Author: Agatha Christie