Jake Wizner Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jake Wizner.
Famous Quotes By Jake Wizner
I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner
There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner