Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jake Wizner.
I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid. — Jake Wizner
There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner
That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms." Author: Warren Ellis