Ian Kelsey Quotes & Sayings

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air. — Ian Kelsey

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. — Ian Kelsey

Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all. — Ian Kelsey

You said love, I say chemical imbalance. — Ian Kelsey

You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow. — Ian Kelsey

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon. — Ian Kelsey