Hidekaz Himaruya Quotes & Sayings

So I captured Italy ... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents.
-Germany — Hidekaz Himaruya

China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death ... for you! — Hidekaz Himaruya

Why won't the light just shut up ... ? I swear I'll never drink again ... someone please kill me ...
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers — Hidekaz Himaruya

If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! — Hidekaz Himaruya

Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence ... ? — Hidekaz Himaruya

In this world ...
It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers
It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers. — Hidekaz Himaruya

Long hair will send you to hell! — Hidekaz Himaruya

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead. — Hidekaz Himaruya

Don't worry, I can hander it! — Hidekaz Himaruya

I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany ... That's impossible ... — Hidekaz Himaruya

The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go. — Hidekaz Himaruya

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half! — Hidekaz Himaruya