Helena Hunting Quotes & Sayings

He was as gorgeous on the outside as he was on the inside, and I'd stupidly given him up. Hopefully — Helena Hunting

If I'm going out with him tomorrow, I have work to do. By work, I mean some beaverscaping. — Helena Hunting

Hayden embodied everything I wasn't but wanted to be. I spent my entire life trying to color inside the lines, only to wind up restrained by them. — Helena Hunting

We were both slaves to the guilt we harbored. — Helena Hunting

He's like the Energizer Bunny on crack with an amazing dick. — Helena Hunting

Charlene puts a hand on Sunny's. "I'm sorry for the things you're about to hear. I know they pertain to your brother, and it's probably going to be disturbing. I have the name of a great therapist if you happen to need one later." "I'm — Helena Hunting

Cockblockers are everywhere tonight, thwarting my attempts at poor decision making. — Helena Hunting

What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver. — Helena Hunting

It's a monster."
Her nose scrunches in disgust. "You mean it's deformed?"
"No. I mean it's huge."
"How huge?"
"Unnaturally huge."
"Like a porno dick?"
"Exactly. — Helena Hunting

I assure you, all my parts are my own." "That's a relief; otherwise you would've had the biggest vagina in the world as a woman. — Helena Hunting

My mind is wandering like a squirrel on Red Bull. — Helena Hunting

I don't want to be alone anymore. — Helena Hunting

Is that-am I looking at her beaver?"

Mid-swig, I choke on the mouthful of beer, sputtering and coughing. After I recover, I ask jokingly, "'Beaver'? Are you Canadian or something? — Helena Hunting

You are everything I could ever want. You are the place I want to be. — Helena Hunting

I can't change it. It's part of who I was. Past tense. All I know is that I want you, all the fucking time, every day, endlessly. I don't know how to deal with that. I don't know how to make sense of it without overwhelming you, and I don't want to tell you anything that's going to jeopardize it. — Helena Hunting

My vagina claps her pretty lips, and my magic marble lights up like we've won the million-dollar prize. — Helena Hunting

We're both making noises similar to the soundtrack of a porno - they're coming from me because I'm finally touching his ridiculously huge dick again; and I assume it probably feels good for Alex, too. — Helena Hunting

I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while. — Helena Hunting

I liked to nibble. Would a necklace interfere with my ability to nuzzle? — Helena Hunting

I won't as long as you drop the perfect gentleman crap. That's a deal breaker. My boobs won't tolerate it." "I love your boobs, they're so fun." His smile is panty wetting. "I'll pick them up at seven? — Helena Hunting

PS. Please don't block me from your email contact list. The — Helena Hunting

There's something you should probably know." "Please don't tell me you had gender reassignment surgery. I don't think I can manage that today. — Helena Hunting

Maybe I can braid your hair, and we can talk about our life goals." Sarah wrinkles her nose. "Or maybe you can check to see whether I'm wearing panties or not." "So hair braiding is out?" "Uh, yeah, unless it's a euphemism for taking your clothes off. — Helena Hunting

Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret for an unknown amount. It's made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date. — Helena Hunting

I want you, only you, all of you, for as long as I can have you. — Helena Hunting

Oh God. He's quoting Tolstoy and touching me. I'm done for. — Helena Hunting

but the more ink he added, the more vulnerable I felt. There was a chance I might shatter if I revealed too much. — Helena Hunting

I sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love. — Helena Hunting

Violet is a riot. She's probably worse than most of the guys on the team with the stuff that comes out of her mouth. I'm not sure if she's a nervous person or half-crazy, but she's entertaining to be around. As — Helena Hunting

From a single glance it was clear that he was fearless, unchained and unfettered by the confines of what society deemed acceptable; Hayden embodied everything I wasn't but wanted to be. — Helena Hunting

What do you want, douche-whore? Haven't you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too? — Helena Hunting

I miss everything about her even though she's right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is. — Helena Hunting

Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner. — Helena Hunting

I was petrified of what he made me feel. After having no one for so long, the possibility of filling the emptiness was almost unimaginable. — Helena Hunting

Emergency massage?" This is the worst pick up in the history of the world. — Helena Hunting

Buck ambles out of the locker room with a towel draped across his bare shoulders and his hockey pants on, thank the Lord. The amount of fur he sports makes him resemble a matted yeti. — Helena Hunting

Egg whites are full of protein." "So is jizz. You don't see me harvesting yours so I can drink a glass of it. — Helena Hunting

For the first time in years, I wanted . . . something. Anything. As long as it was real. — Helena Hunting

The connection between my mouth and brain are faulty, as usual, and I shout, "Exit only! It's exit only! — Helena Hunting

I slide his pants over his hips. His cock pops out, nearly smacking me in the face. I bob and weave to avoid getting poked in the eye by his swinging dick. My lack of coordination is an unfortunate issue, and I inadvertently whack it. — Helena Hunting

June Cleaver fused with a Suicide Girl. — Helena Hunting

Oh my God! She is so cute! Can you even imagine how adorable their little ginger babies would be?" April — Helena Hunting

words are only as deep as the actions we take to make them meaningful. — Helena Hunting

Why do you want to have a drink with me?"

"Because I like you. Because you're fun. Because I want to get to know you better. Because I want you to see for yourself I'm not the kind of guy you think I am. — Helena Hunting

His armor of ink and steel protected him; it kept most at a distance. — Helena Hunting

I don't like big weddings." Her panic is clear. "All those people make me nervous. I'll mess up the vows and say something inappropriate."
"It doesn't have to be big. It can be just the two of us if you want. We can wait until next summer - or the one after if a year isn't long enough. We can get married up here by a justice of the peace on the end of the dock at sunset. A damn Rastafarian can perform the ceremony if that's what you want. I don't care about the wedding part. All I want to be is connected to you in the most significant way possible. I want you as my wife. — Helena Hunting

Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I'm buying the CliffsNotes. — Helena Hunting

She pushed up on her arms and took my face between her palms. "I love you." And then she kissed me so I could feel her love as much as I could hear it and see it. — Helena Hunting

Any kind of modification, whether it's to alter physical features, like cosmetic surgery, or to decorate, like piercings and tattoos, cause some degree of discomfort. But that's the point, isn't it? It's cathartic because it's the promise of change in some form or another. My tattoos give the memory related to the art a place to exist outside of my head, on my body. At least that's my interpretation, but not everyone feels the same way I do. — Helena Hunting

He's got it bad for my boobs. He asked them out on the date, not me. — Helena Hunting

She clasps her hands behind my neck.
"It's your turn to take what you need, baby."
So I do. Because she lets me. Because I love her. Because she loves me back. — Helena Hunting

You don't usually work Mondays, do you? What about Tuesday?
I grinned. She knew I didn't work on Monday. That meant she was aware of my schedule. Nice. We were both creepers. — Helena Hunting

You're a total criminal, aren't you?" she asked, but to her surprise, she was grinning ear to ear. He shook his head. "Have I stolen your heart yet?" That stopped her cold. She blinked several times. "What?" "Don't answer," he whispered. "I won't take it until you give it freely. — Helena Hunting

My boobs are willing; the rest of me will come along. I'm not one hundred percent sold on you like they seem to be. — Helena Hunting

There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It's raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn't easy. But I've found the best things in this life are the ones I've had to work hardest for. — Helena Hunting

She'd found a way between the cracks in my armor and blew it apart. I wanted to have the same effect on her — Helena Hunting

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS KICKED, YETI! — Helena Hunting

The only thing I like better than Tenley's cupcakes with buttercream icing is Tenley decorated with buttercream icing. — Helena Hunting

Do you want to get out of here?"
"Buck will kill you."
"I can take him. — Helena Hunting

What's going on here?" Buck asks just as loudly, gesturing wildly with his giant, hairy knuckled hands.
"I'm sucking his dick," I say sarcastically. Sometimes I wish my mouth didn't have a faulty connection to my brain allowing everything to come out unfiltered.
Alex coughs, his fingers twitching on my hip, and Buck's face turns an unnatural shade of red. This is such an odd situation; the awkwardness causes me to continue to spew idiocy.
"Fine, you got me. I wasn't sucking his dick. We were fucking each other's mouths with our tongues. This is otherwise referred to as kissing, but mouth fucking sounds way dirtier, so I'm gonna go with that. — Helena Hunting

Everyone has scars, Tenley.
If we're lucky, they're only on the outside". — Helena Hunting

There's three sides to every story."
"What do you mean?"
"There's your version, the other person's, and then there's the truth, which is somewhere in the middle of the two. — Helena Hunting

We might be able to have phone sex, but that's not the same as hugging his wood with my beaver. — Helena Hunting

Ryder had her laptop. He had access to all of her saved porn. All of it. And there was a lot. Like, more than there reasonably should be. — Helena Hunting

You can't control other people's feelings. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope she's going to feel the same way. — Helena Hunting

Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes. — Helena Hunting

Sometimes white knights have tattoos, princess. — Helena Hunting

We could have a sleepover, with a naked pillow fight and everything." "Those are my favorite! — Helena Hunting

But I pushed the feelings down, locked them inside my aching heart, — Helena Hunting

I'm so pucked. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. — Helena Hunting

He takes a sip of his drink, leaving behind a milk mustache he quickly wipes away. It's then I realize where I recognize him from: the milk advertisements. Sweet Lord, I've been jilling off to him. — Helena Hunting

Loving you is the best choice I ever made. — Helena Hunting

Apologize for what?" "For hurting you. For not trusting you and listening to Lily and Alex instead of staying strong and doing what I wanted. — Helena Hunting

Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt. — Helena Hunting

I was starting to think of her as mine. For the first time in my life, I wanted someone for myself. And I would take her any way she came. — Helena Hunting

Love doesn't always have convenient timing — Helena Hunting

What is that?" The question is inane. But, honestly, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Alex chuckles nervously. As is appropriate since I'm holding his dick and I'm clearly not sane. "I mean, I know what it is. Obviously. Do you have some kind of . . . disorder? Like elephantiasis of the penis or something?" I did not say that out loud. "It's not that big." His erection slides in my grip. I can't stop staring. My thumb and middle finger must have a good inch or more before they can meet. I squeeze to see if it helps bring them closer together. It doesn't. What it does is make Alex groan, and that, oh holy monster of cock, is one hot noise. — Helena Hunting

Do you think I'm too broken to be fixed?" The — Helena Hunting

I'm at Lance's front door. Let me in." "What? How did you know I was here?" "Because I'm psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. Now let me in. You are seriously interfering with my weekly orgasm quota right now. — Helena Hunting

beaver drools in my underwear. — Helena Hunting

My fingers touch each other and he's squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God's fixation with wieners. — Helena Hunting

I can't wait to have my mouth on you again. I'm gonna eat you like I'm on death row and you're my last goddamned meal. — Helena Hunting

It lays on his abdomen, angled slightly to the left. It's almost cute-kind of like Snuffleupagus. Well, not really. It's huge, but not hairy, and also not nearly as daunting as when it's hard. It is magical, though. I stifle a giggle because, goddamn it, I've never seen a snuffie up close. The head is tucked up inside the soft skin, an eye peering out from the turtleneck. — Helena Hunting

Liar!" Violet sticks her head between my legs and pokes at it. "That's totally a hickey! Did Balls lick your beaver? Did you let Balls ball you?" "Oh — Helena Hunting

face-to-pussy resuscitation — Helena Hunting

I'm Lily's boyfriend. She lives with me. In my house."
I need to get a handle on this jealousy. — Helena Hunting

Actions spoke louder than words. — Helena Hunting

Being the provider of the first big "O" gives me some power. It elevates my status. I'm the White Knight in the land of Orgasmia, wielding my magical sword of awesome. — Helena Hunting

Please don't leave me. Not again. Please. It hurts too much to be without you. I don't know how. — Helena Hunting

Violet: "Are you guilting me into coming?" I glare over the rim of my mug.
Mom: "Not at all. I'm just throwing out hypotesticals."
Violet: "I cough-choke. "Do you mean hypotheticals?"
Mom: "That's what I said. — Helena Hunting

Do you really think you can order me around?" He crossed his arms over his chest in a show of dominance.
"I have more cupcakes in my apartment. You can have them if you fix this tonight."
"Are you trying to bribe me?"
"Is it working?"
"Yes. — Helena Hunting

I hadn't considered the possibility that I might find someone who would understand what I had endured and want me anyway, even though I wasn't whole. — Helena Hunting

Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word." "So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake. — Helena Hunting

There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. I'm — Helena Hunting

Getting to know the man underneath would never be easy. And yet here he was, letting me in, hoping I would do the same. — Helena Hunting

It's hard not to be into a girl who tells you she loves your cock repeatedly as she comes. — Helena Hunting

I think Miller is better looking than that guy," Sunny says. "Yeah, but you have an unusual affinity for yetis, so that's not really a surprise. — Helena Hunting

For the love of broken beavers, do you two ever take a break? — Helena Hunting