Heather Brewer Quotes & Sayings

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago. — Heather Brewer

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third. — Heather Brewer

Dad?"
-Vlad — Heather Brewer

A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are — Heather Brewer

Some of you may think I'm a freak. While others may think I'm intriguing. Hot, some might say — Heather Brewer

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox. — Heather Brewer

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine. — Heather Brewer

Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius."
pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss — Heather Brewer

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic. — Heather Brewer

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood. — Heather Brewer

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY. — Heather Brewer

What are we going to blow up?"
Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid ... you just said my seven favorite words. — Heather Brewer

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me! — Heather Brewer

There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own. — Heather Brewer

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid. — Heather Brewer

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going. — Heather Brewer

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock. — Heather Brewer

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence. — Heather Brewer

Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes. — Heather Brewer

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces. — Heather Brewer

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. — Heather Brewer

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race. — Heather Brewer

We were the new people here. We weren't part of their group. We had to prove ourselves. — Heather Brewer

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke. — Heather Brewer

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up? — Heather Brewer

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did. — Heather Brewer

The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend. — Heather Brewer

A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them. — Heather Brewer

Do you know how big snakes get? Or how many grains of sand are in the deserts? Or what lurks at the bottoms of the oceans' floors?" ...
"No."
"Well, if you can't answer those simple scientific queries, then what makes you think that mankind is smart enough to discover vampirekind's existence? — Heather Brewer

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me. — Heather Brewer

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on ... nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood. — Heather Brewer

So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand. — Heather Brewer

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls."
"I'm not talking about your mom,dork. — Heather Brewer

People says it gets easier. People are stupid.
-Vlad — Heather Brewer

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home. — Heather Brewer

Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else.
Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs. — Heather Brewer

Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer. — Heather Brewer

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High. — Heather Brewer

I swallowed hard. It was my life. And it was my choice how I decided to live it. — Heather Brewer

It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down. — Heather Brewer

This is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod — Heather Brewer

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you. — Heather Brewer

Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems. — Heather Brewer

Do you believe i am the Pravus? — Heather Brewer

Vampires,after all,don't sparkle. — Heather Brewer

Because all endings have a certain a certain amount of pain, just as all beginnings contain a certain amount of joy. — Heather Brewer

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist. — Heather Brewer

The lapels of Sprat's many-buckled jacket were covered with buttons. Most of them belonged to bands, but a few were pretty funny. Like the one that read 'MY FAMILY'S A FREAKSHOW WITHOUT A TENT' and the one that boldly proclaimed 'I (HEART) BEING AWESOME'. Vlad pointed to the one that read 'I'M SO GOTH PEOPLE ASK ME TO AUTOGRAPH BOXES OF COUNT CHOCULA' and smirked. — Heather Brewer

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core. — Heather Brewer

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach. — Heather Brewer

Vampires don't sparkle. — Heather Brewer

I wuff aunt Newwy's chippen! — Heather Brewer

When will it begin, anyway?"
Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand.
"Probably sooner than you're ready for."
"When's that?"
"Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left. — Heather Brewer

If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I'll sty out of yours. Agreed? — Heather Brewer

Read the vladimir tod series — Heather Brewer

She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen." ... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do."
pg267 October to Vlad — Heather Brewer

The truth is I like having this connection with you. I like that you can call on me for help without either of us realizing it. I like that we have each other's backs - whether it's reading the minds of random girls of fighting off ruthless vampires. I like that we're a team. And I'd be an idiot to give that up. — Heather Brewer

Henry dropped his voice to a horrifed, but confused, whisper. "A knife? Or a dagger?" ... Vlad wrinkled his forehead in uncertainty. "What's the difference?"Henry shrugged as if it were obvious. "One's for eating; one's for stabbing. — Heather Brewer

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up — Heather Brewer

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven? — Heather Brewer

Let's go eat turkey before I beat the crap put of my cousin.
The way he said it, Vlad wasn't sure if Henry wanted to eat instead of beating Joss to a pulp, or if he just didn't want to do it on an empty stomach. — Heather Brewer

Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another.
pg 69 Tomas to Vlad — Heather Brewer

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will. — Heather Brewer

Morning, sunshine."
Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid."
"Pardon me?"
"Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'? — Heather Brewer

Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down. — Heather Brewer

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare. — Heather Brewer

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food". — Heather Brewer

When the three of them stepped inside, they were greeted by the Muzak version of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance. Vlad and Henry exchanged looks of horror, and Vlad sighed. "Is nothing sacred? — Heather Brewer

Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English. — Heather Brewer

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite. — Heather Brewer

I don't know whether to punch you or hug you. — Heather Brewer

Putting a body in a box as a keepsake for mortals to cling to long after everything that was that person is gone - it turns my stomach. Graveyards are for the living, not the dead. — Heather Brewer

So what do we do?"
"We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes. — Heather Brewer

Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for. — Heather Brewer

I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. — Heather Brewer

But if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you can't forgive someone you're mad at, that anger will poison you. You have to learn to let it go" ... "people have reasons for doing the things that they do, especially when they care about you. You may not always understand what they are, but if you can try to understand the person then you might see that they really care, despite what happened."
pg 100 Meredith to Vlad — Heather Brewer

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely. — Heather Brewer

Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle. — Heather Brewer

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it. — Heather Brewer

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear. — Heather Brewer

Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry — Heather Brewer