Graham Linehan Quotes & Sayings

The nepotism there is the stuff of legend ... It just seems to be a place where people get paid to sit in a building. — Graham Linehan

I'm pretty sure that Murdoch loathes the Internet — Graham Linehan

Hello, IT ... Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? ... Yeah, you need to turn it on ... Err, the button turns it on ... Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? ... No, not on clothes ... I'm sorry, are you from the past? — Graham Linehan

I think films would get a lot better if people paid leaving the cinema. There's a whole business plan of opening terrible films in hundreds of cinemas and then closing them when the word of mouth gets out. — Graham Linehan

It's frightening that skepticism has to be a movement, because you're just arguing that reality is reality. What a waste of energy, in a way — Graham Linehan

Whenever you see someone react to something they're reading on their phone, that's life being lived. — Graham Linehan