Emma Iadanza Quotes & Sayings

Don't kiss the floor, unless you want to put a ring on it — Emma Iadanza

I was too deeply immersed in my salad to say his full name. — Emma Iadanza

Did you just pick them up out of their lives?'
'No,' she insisted, 'I waited 'till they were dead.'
'You dug them up?!'
'I would never! I have a cousin named Anubis and a brother named Osiris. — Emma Iadanza

This is ridiculous. I'm talking to a horse about politics. — Emma Iadanza

The problem with being an author in this modern world is such: computers break often; books don't — Emma Iadanza

I suppose we were heretic,' he thinks out loud, But, Sandro, you're not dead ... '
'There's no time here,' the painter replied, 'Everyone who will ever die is already here.'
'Then Dante really got it wrong.'
'He knows.'
'He's in Hell too?'
'He visits on Sundays. — Emma Iadanza

MARY! I am your great-great-granduncle-in-law and I demand that you SHUT UP! — Emma Iadanza

I hate American History after 1850. — Emma Iadanza

I may be smart, but I'm not knowledgeable. — Emma Iadanza

I wonder what's for dinner. — Emma Iadanza

I feel violated by life. — Emma Iadanza

They have stopped my destiny,
as I have lost one that I love,
I must say it: I will die
because I have nobody now.
But what is done is done,
and you cannot change that. — Emma Iadanza