Eddie Cantor Quotes & Sayings

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. — Eddie Cantor

Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes. — Eddie Cantor

Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence. — Eddie Cantor

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success. — Eddie Cantor

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible. — Eddie Cantor

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. — Eddie Cantor

We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch — Eddie Cantor

All women are natural born espionage agents. — Eddie Cantor

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success. — Eddie Cantor

It takes years to make an overnight success. — Eddie Cantor

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience. — Eddie Cantor

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. — Eddie Cantor

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. — Eddie Cantor

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank. — Eddie Cantor

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists ... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now. — Eddie Cantor