Ed Wood Quotes & Sayings

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it ... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision. — Ed Wood

Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful? — Ed Wood

One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp. — Ed Wood

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid? — Ed Wood

If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends. — Ed Wood

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture. — Ed Wood

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. — Ed Wood

Modern man is a hard-working human ... — Ed Wood

You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider. The Earth people who can think are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead. — Ed Wood

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work. — Ed Wood

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. — Ed Wood

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief? — Ed Wood

We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. — Ed Wood

The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn't natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death. — Ed Wood

It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller. — Ed Wood

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world. — Ed Wood

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood

Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware. — Ed Wood

We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds. — Ed Wood

They would be remembered for a moment then would be forgotten as if they had never walked the earth. — Ed Wood

He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's ... just not going to work. — Ed Wood

You didn't like it? Well, my next one will be even better! — Ed Wood

You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste! — Ed Wood

Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. — Ed Wood

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. — Ed Wood

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. — Ed Wood