E.J. Eisman Quotes & Sayings

I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman