Diane Messidoro Quotes & Sayings

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Diane Messidoro

Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head. — Diane Messidoro

I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas — Diane Messidoro

He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as if i was a horse, which was weird because he hadn't yesterday when i was actually dressed as one. — Diane Messidoro

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met. — Diane Messidoro

I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp. — Diane Messidoro

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror? — Diane Messidoro