Enjoy the top 1 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Denise Tompkins.
That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. — Denise Tompkins
I want to live in an honest house where the motion detector is so sharp it knows when my thoughts leave the room. I want a clap on lamp that works as a polygraph; when you swear you still love me, the lights flicker." Author: Megan Falley