David Wishart Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 5 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by David Wishart.
Famous Quotes By David Wishart
My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out] — David Wishart
These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine. — David Wishart
...the guy might be a cold-blooded amoral sadistic killer and a cartload of tiles short of a watertight roof, but there was nothing wrong with his intelligence. [Caligula in Marcus Corvinus's eyes] — David Wishart
a poker-rectumed pillar of the establishment [Marcus Corvinus on a Roman Senator] — David Wishart
the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid] — David Wishart