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Famous Quotes By David Seltzer
Don't be discouraged if you think you're not a great writer because terrible writers are successful in Hollywood — David Seltzer
For some moments in life, there are no words. — David Seltzer
Famous Quotes
It's not just the look, the cost, and the time involved in putting sunscreen on a child, it's the battle. My kids have no idea why they would have to wait to have fun while they are smeared with chemicals all over their face and body. They scream. They cry. "It burns!" The process of applying sunscreen just highlights the preposterousness of raising pale kids on a planet that revolves around a hot burning star that emits poisonous UV rays. I can never tell if the concerned looks from strangers are because they think I am torturing my children or because I am dressed like an out-of-shape Superman at the beach. Does anyone know where I can get a red swim cape?" Author: Jim Gaffigan