Dave Turner Quotes & Sayings

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? — Dave Turner

Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes. — Dave Turner

Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range. — Dave Turner

Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided. — Dave Turner

There's no 'I' in team. But there is 'tea'. So put the kettle on, — Dave Turner

Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. — Dave Turner