Charles Farrar Browne Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. — Charles Farrar Browne

We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots. — Charles Farrar Browne

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. — Charles Farrar Browne

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. — Charles Farrar Browne

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. — Charles Farrar Browne

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. — Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. — Charles Farrar Browne

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? — Charles Farrar Browne