Carole Nelson Douglas Quotes & Sayings

What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start. — Carole Nelson Douglas

There is no single advantage a woman of truly enduring fascination can possess that is so splendid as speaking with a foreign accent, whatever her origin. — Carole Nelson Douglas

Winning is nothing unless the opponent is worthy — Carole Nelson Douglas

Never argue with a librarian; they know too much. — Carole Nelson Douglas

The writers' strike a couple years ago was a bonanza for reality TV shows new and old. — Carole Nelson Douglas

At a rear window I hear the heart-rendering cries of my captive kind, plus a lot of yammering from the idiotic dogs, who will raise about the same ruckus for a simple rabies shot as they would for the end of the world.
--Midnight Louie — Carole Nelson Douglas

Time was when my little feet were the only ones welcome in the establishment, from the chorus girls' dressing room to the owners' penthouse. However, the newcomer - who has no obvious attractions other than the dubious ability to scream like a harem of Siamese in heat at odd hours of the night - is the center of an epidemic of cooing that leaves myself cold. — Carole Nelson Douglas