Cara Lynn Shultz Quotes & Sayings

Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart. — Cara Lynn Shultz

A tall, dark-haired boy ... stared after me curiously. He gave me a slow smile before turning his attention back to Miller. That smile sent chills racing down my arms, leaving gooseflesh in their wake, but not in a good way. It was less Mr. Sexypants and more Mr. Windowless Van. — Cara Lynn Shultz

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're. — Cara Lynn Shultz

The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no one would use email ever again. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I felt myself fall more deeply in love with him, with this strangely perfect person who for some reason, decided to love me back. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate. — Cara Lynn Shultz

What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you? — Cara Lynn Shultz

I got lost in my doodles, and started daydreaming. — Cara Lynn Shultz

She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.
"Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Want to start a fairy-tale romance with me? BTW it might be doomed, k? — Cara Lynn Shultz

Well I'll be honest ... sometimes it's really hard-"
"I know." I smirked, feeling saucy. "I can tell. I'm pretty much straddling you right now."
"Really hard to stop, smart-ass," Brendan emphasized, giving me a playful squeeze before cocking an eyebrow at me. — Cara Lynn Shultz

What's a girl to do when meeting The One means she's cursed to die a horrible death? — Cara Lynn Shultz

I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy. — Cara Lynn Shultz

He [Logan] wasn't wearing his baseball cap for once, and the day was bright, almost warm, so his face was bathed in a soft glow from the winter sun. Logan's normally shaded eyes looked a much lighter brown in the sun, and they crinkled up at the corners as he gave me an easy smile.
Are you deliberately screwing with me, sun? What's next? Is his smile going to sparkle as a bell-like "ding" chimes in the distance? Is a butterfly going to land on his shoulder? Give the boy a white horse and it's a wrap for poor Paige's heart. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn.
It's probably darker in there than it is in Hollister. — Cara Lynn Shultz

My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I wasn't exactly a stranger to feeling like a princess - if you meant the princess in the first half of the fairy tale. Cinderella as a scullery maid. Snow White with the wicked stepmother. But I wasn't used to what life was like after you meet the prince, after the slipper fits, after the kiss wakes you from your slumber. It would take some getting used to. — Cara Lynn Shultz

The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone."
"How do I get them back?" I asked, panicked. "What's the opposite of begone? Regone? — Cara Lynn Shultz

I go running in the park all the time. I guess I never looked up. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Stuck in high school for the rest of my natural life. Talk about hell. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I reached for my bag but Logan refused, insisting on carrying it. Because he just had to do perfect gentlemanly things that made me like him even more. That bastard. — Cara Lynn Shultz

She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes. — Cara Lynn Shultz

We keep having moments, voice-in-my-head! You can't deny it. — Cara Lynn Shultz

In the story of my life, that's where you cracked the spine of the book. The mark is there, forever tattooed on my narrative and I couldn't be happier. — Cara Lynn Shultz

- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I cocked my fist back, remembering what Brendan had taught me. "Don't aim for your target. You'll have more of an impact that way."
I was aiming for China. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I'm the weird girl. And no one wants to date the weird girl, Dottie. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Jeez, what did he think I was, a lust demon? I wanted Logan to show me how to use his sword, not show me how to use his man sword. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Emma, but
" he began, and I shushed him.
"No Emma buts except for the one I sit on. — Cara Lynn Shultz

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. — Cara Lynn Shultz