Billy Mays Quotes & Sayings

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. — Billy Mays

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays

Hi, Billy Mays here for ... — Billy Mays

Life's a pitch, and then you buy — Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95. — Billy Mays

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. — Billy Mays

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. — Billy Mays

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do. — Billy Mays

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air. — Billy Mays

I love beautiful wood. — Billy Mays

It's important for me to sell a product that works. — Billy Mays

The infomercial business has been good to me. — Billy Mays

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else. — Billy Mays

Long live your laundry! — Billy Mays

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best. — Billy Mays

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products. — Billy Mays

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. — Billy Mays

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right? — Billy Mays

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell. — Billy Mays

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows. — Billy Mays

I've done well for myself. — Billy Mays

Life's a pitch, then you buy. — Billy Mays