Andrew Mayne Quotes & Sayings

Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians. — Andrew Mayne

Roosevelt pulled a cigar from his pocket and lit it. "How can you smoke at a time like this?" asked the captain. His eyes were aimed up at the falling flames.

"Hell, if I'm going to die, it's going to be doing something I enjoy. And since none of you are of the female persuasion, it's the cigar."

"At this point the fall would probably just pulverize our legs. If we could avoid cardiac arrest, we'd live. As invalids of course," replied Smith.

"Don't ruin my cigar, Schmitty. — Andrew Mayne

Dwelling on the sins of the past won't help us stop the evils of the present. — Andrew Mayne

Spare no expense on the stuff that matters. — Andrew Mayne

Pay attention to your visual themes. — Andrew Mayne

Damian..."
"Yes?"
"Where are you?"
"Wherever you want me to be."
"I'll leave the door unlocked. — Andrew Mayne

Use video to train assistants you'll be surprised how quickly they learn. — Andrew Mayne

Read about the history of magic. — Andrew Mayne

She couldn't decide if he was a bit mad or if the world moved too slowly for him. Perhaps a little of both. — Andrew Mayne