Andrew Barger Quotes & Sayings

Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path. I shall be a litterateur, at least, all my life; nor would I abandon the hopes which still lead me on for all the gold in California.
EDGAR ALLAN POE TO FREDERICK WILLIAM THOMAS
FEBRUARY 14, 1849 — Andrew Barger

They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started. — Andrew Barger

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Tweets and text messages killed the long novel. — Andrew Barger

Give me a reason to push my Dislike button. — Andrew Barger

It would be easier to separate salt from the seas than Edgar Allan Poe's influence from our literature. — Andrew Barger

Blondes make nice pets. — Andrew Barger

Sleep is a vortex in your tales, swirling a person into deep places of their minds where consciousness is scared to tread. — Andrew Barger

He is our man's-man of literature. — Andrew Barger

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

Boundaries which divide Life and Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends and where the other begins? — Andrew Barger

People talk and rumors follow," I said.
"Most people claim that only a person possessed of the devil could write such horror."
"And what do you think?"
"You are an angel to me, Eddy, but never bet the devil your head."
"That would make a great title for a story," I observed. — Andrew Barger

All Ghosts Are Gray — Andrew Barger

Yes, it would nice for this fifty year period, this cradle of all vampire short stories in the English language, to include a vampire tale by Edgar Allan Poe. But the sad answer is that Poe never penned a vampire story. — Andrew Barger

Charlotte Bronte borrowed liberally and sloppily from Joseph Sheridan le Fanu when penning Jane Eyre. The originality of this classic novel is tarnished as a result. — Andrew Barger

It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in. — Andrew Barger

Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money? — Andrew Barger

Even the moon was embarrassed by the beauty of Barcelona. — Andrew Barger

Bea broke up the band. — Andrew Barger