Al Murray Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 7 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Al Murray.
Famous Quotes By Al Murray
We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again. — Al Murray
Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar. — Al Murray
The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake! — Al Murray
You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency. — Al Murray
My bookshelves were groaning with WW2 books, Hitler's baleful eyes staring out at me from covers and spines for any new visitor (or passing burglar) to wonder if I might be a fan or at least mildly obsessed. — Al Murray
It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch. — Al Murray
I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban. — Al Murray